UFOs and Fashion Shows

If aliens actually existed, I’m sure they’d succeed in being the ugliest creatures ever – I mean, not having any oxygen to clear out the pores or water for face-washing (and then some) does have its consequences. The closest to beauty they could ever get is if they lived on Venus, because, after all, the Romans associated the planet with the goddess of love and beauty (the equivalent of the Greek’s Aphrodite).  But I’m sure that’s not the case. #nerdmuch?


I never undestood “E.T.’s” appeal, except that it jumpstarted Drew Barrymore’s career which in turn blessed us with “Legally Blonde.”

So, you are all probably wondering why I’m talking about aliens and how attractive they are (which is super random, I know).  Well, it’s because on this day in 1997, U.S. Air Force officials released a 231-page report denouncing their previous claims that an alien spacecract crashed in Roswell, New Mexico in 1947.  I feel a personal connection to this monumental day in history, because I’ve been to New Mexico. That, and one time when I was walking back to my dorm from a “friend’s” house after watching “Mean Girls,” I saw a flying saucer soaring over the UT football stadium. I prom I’m not lying.  So out of this world.

You know what else is out of this world? Mugler’s Spring 2012 Menswear collection! Note how these looks would turn you into something extraterrestrial and extraordinary, yet extrahawt (because they’re so revealing), kind of like Katy Perry in her E.T. video. But, instead of being that ugly earthworm looking thing on that one movie (also called “E.T.”) you’ll have people phoning YOU at home. That sounds delightful. Hopefully they won’t ask you if you like ice cream.

It’s like 3CPO and Princess Leia had a baby – how else could a model be born this way?
Anyone else see the resemblance to Buzz Lightyear’s suit? Mugler really went to infinity and beyond this season!

If you ever get lost in the dark depths of outer space, this revealing neon green brief and arm/shoulder sweater will help you find your way to fashion!

While the collection doesn’t contain many wearable pieces (besides the undergarments), it exudes creativity and shows fashion’s fun side, even when mixed with science fiction.

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