Farrah(st) of them All

Once upon a time there was a boy who went to UT and was assigned very hazardous duties. But I took them away from all that and now they work for me. My name is Charlie.

Umm I wish!

Let’s just say I’m obsessed with Charlie’s Angels, and not obsessed with Statistics assignments.

And I’m not talking about the new show – I’m just keeping it vintage with the 1970s seasons featuring the one and only Farrah Fawcett, may she rest in peace and everlasting beauty.

 

I admit, I tried making my hair look like hers, but as I’m a boy it has proved totally unsuccesful. That doesn’t mean I can’t work on a darker tan, whiter teeth and blonder hair, though…

And, of course, what’s more Farrah Fawcett-y than a red bathing suit? Maybe joing the Tri-Delts here at UT, as she used to be one of them. But just like her, I also live in Jester Dormitory, so I can skip the whole sorority scene.

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Buy yourself some super cool, simple yet stylish swim shorts, like these from American Apparel! And make sure they’re red – it’ll make your skin tone appear more appealing and tan.

As it’s still super hot outside, take advantage of the heat and go to the pool looking fiercely classy and sublimely 70s with some big hair and a red swim suit. It’s so fun, I promise, you’ll forget about your Stats project and just end up looking better than everyone else in your class!

Yours truly,
J’Ochart

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