In 1958, the Royal Teens released its hit single "Short Shorts," in which the band asked "Who wears short shorts?" and girls responded with "We wear short shorts" in a New Joysey accent. Well, more that 50 years have passed since that repetetive song surfaced the United States, and now, boys sport short shorts too. … Continue reading Who Wears Short Shorts? We do, Obvs.!

Supposedly March 20th was the first day of Spring, and lately the leaves have been green and the sky a heavenly light blue, but today it's colder than a naked snowman, oh my goodness. (I know that sounds lame, but someone just ate my brain so that's the best I can do today).Anyway, while leather … Continue reading Work that Leather during this Disappointing Spring Weather

Remember the age-old advice our parents gave us, more like forced us, to take into account when proudly dressing ourselves for the first time? "Match your socks with your shoes and when it comes to style, you'll never lose"; that is, brown socks must be coupled with brown shoes and black socks must complement black … Continue reading Spruce up your Spring Style with Shocking Socks

You know, sometimes material things strip us of our vision; all the clothes, shoes, delicious foods and parties, and of course, Starbucks coffee, cloud my eyes from time to time, leaving me blind. But today, a woman sitting in the pew in front of me during mass simply deteriorated those clouds and filled my eyes with bright sunshine, … Continue reading Ignite your Passion for an Everlasting Flame

As I lay on my bed, sick and weary, I cannot help but notice my body and hair becoming nothing short of dreary.  With every second that passes by comes a cough, a sneeze, a wheeze, and with them puffs away my sanity.  But I'm on the right track and I'm feeling somewhat better (despite my raspy Lindsey Lohan … Continue reading Be a Legit, Plastic Ken, not a Recyclable Wannabe